Awesome... 3 weeks after phone interview I get an email. Thanks but no thanks. Son of A! FU! *Sigh*

HOW THE FRAK CAN MY CREDENTIALS FOR A DERP DERP TECH SUPPORT POSITION NOT BE GOOD ENOUGH?

We're sorry sir, but you got to know how to unscrew the case of the PC with your left hand, while juggling the boss' balls with your right hand, and you have to completely know how to do a rusty trombone while installing windows 98.

Jesus... My lack of ability to find a job versus my actual abilities just boggles the shit out of me!

Must be team player translates to liking it in the pooper apparently...

Honestly? What the hell do you have to do to get a job anymore? I mean I have been half-assedly (I.e. putting in apps since november) hunting, and then in the past 2 months seriously hunting. I am even doing call backs! I never do call backs! WTF? I am to the point that either A: I get a awesomely shitty Mc Job for the rest of my life or B: get a lawyer and just put myself on mental disability. Either way would be better than being completely poor and having to rely on others to survive.

Let's forget the fact I am insanely intelligent, I pick up on things way faster than the average bear, and not to mention usually better at my job than most of the other employees. I mean I don't wanna toot my own horn, but...



COME THE FUCK ON! I am way to awesome for this shit....